Hey hey, I’m feeling low today. When did our culture become so throwaway? There I was, on display in the shop. Best of the bunch on the shelf at the top. And this kid comes in, Damien was his name. A little devil clearly destined for fame. Then there he goes, he snatched me quick… Continue reading Trash culture
Anything you can do I can do better. It’s time you learnt I’m a bona-fide trendsetter. While we’re sharing I’m gonna boast in party situations I’m the world’s best host. Hell… I’m a social butterfly. People flock to me as I dance and flutter by. No word of a lie it’s true, the fact that… Continue reading I am the one who boasts
Don’t get me wrong, it has its place. There’s a certain time for that kind of taste. It’s sneaky too, but lacks edge and leaves you peaky and blue. More punch was needed to fill you with glee. To leave you knee-deep in Peaches and Cream. Time to launch in. Setting the bar high you… Continue reading Vanilla backlash!
I shiver and quiver as I hit the river. I sink fast. Curses! Then I emerge from the drink and surface. The pain of being discarded burns less as I bob down the stream. This river is mobbed but it turns out I’m part of a team. Floating nearby my buddy suffered a similar fate.… Continue reading Pooh Sticks (learning to flow)
Lifting the lid on the mind of master thief, at the scene of the crime he’s the last to leave.
Sit up, take note and hear this. Right here is a lady with a generous spirit. Look how she sits as she tackles problems in no mere fits and starts but launches right in, her face locked in a rictus grin as she wears her sleeve on her heart (or the other way round). And… Continue reading Happy birthday Nan
The dreaded fear of missing out, stuck at home you moan, when you could be having fun all blissed out.
Feeling naughty, just hit 20 and I’m halfway to 40. ‘You laugh now son, you’ll blink and you’ll be 40’, my dad said, putting unwelcome thoughts into my adolescent head. Jesus. At this rate it won’t be long until I’m dead, until I’ve shuffled off this mortal coil. Until, through hard graft and toil, I’m… Continue reading Take the red pill
Which boat do you take? Where do you go? Sailing down this river will be another string to your travel bow.
When it comes to domestic life, whatever you do, for the love of God, take care of your wife. (Musings of a geezer).