Lately, things that annoy me include: beer and lads and birds and banter. Because whenever they’re linked to toxic man. They just lead me to certain anger. Like Professor Banner … Continue reading Toxic man
Tag: spoken word
A diamond that hits back
I’m hardly past it. (Mid-30s if you’re wondering.) And in recent years, have kinda felt like I hate this game. Cos life plus time is evil. And seems to equal … Continue reading A diamond that hits back
A letter to my inner narcissist
PART ONE: AN INTERVENTION Words are words. And sometimes, words hurt. Like a simple thing said in a simple way can cut deeper than a curse word. So if you … Continue reading A letter to my inner narcissist
The misogynist rapper
I got my money and my bitches and my guns, in the club. Repping like a G. Then I spark up a blunt. But I don’t smoke. So I choke … Continue reading The misogynist rapper
Sunday daze
This morning I glued a bit of the wood floor that kept coming up. Then got a little tool with teeth to remove old grouting in the bathroom. Then hoovered. … Continue reading Sunday daze
Smiting my enemies
Lately, something’s been on my mind. And might need some kind of remedy. What I want to know is… How does one smite an enemy? I mean, even if I … Continue reading Smiting my enemies
Nerds never say die
I recently read a book called Ready Player One that’ll soon be a movie. Which got me thinking how growing up nerd was absurd. So yeah, go ahead, shoot me. … Continue reading Nerds never say die
Salt and pepper man
The other day I went to go and shave. And saw my face had started to grow and change. My stubble was silver. This was a low blow and no … Continue reading Salt and pepper man
Groundhog boy
When I wake each day. And think about leaving the house. I tend to freeze up. Cos I’m shrouded by doubt. Forced to bear my stare in the mirror. But … Continue reading Groundhog boy
Finding my voice
When I started writing and performing. I took a lot of inspiration from battle rap. Thinking, if I could master my nerves. Then with the rest of the scene. I … Continue reading Finding my voice
